my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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Hi. My name is Lauren, and I'm the most cheerful bitter person you'll ever meet.
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE
Sometimes I realize it while standing.
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one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes
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“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback
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dlgr:
Even Maxim “readers” agree that is one fine woman.
“It was my first time in elaborate drag. Two guys pressed in on my ribs and then a third one put duct tape across my chest to give me a waist. Then they said, ‘Stick your ass out as far as you can toward the camera. Let’s get a booty.’ When I was finally made up with the outfit and the high heels, I was disturbingly attracted to myself.”
Jesus Stephen…
OH JESUS.
THAT’S. OH. MY. GOD.
I DIDN’T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIM.
#Stephen Colbert
WAIT WHAT.idied
yeah it’s from Wigfield - and the reason he’s wearing so many pairs of pantyhose is he refused to shave his legs :P
i’m gonna call him Stephanie from now on.
well
I think I laughed and cried too much from this. Bless you, Stephanie