See You On the Brighter Later.
I’m leaving tumblr because I get little to no enjoyment out of the website and I dislike a large chunk of the community. This blog may or may not be deleted, and I won’t be signing on anymore. If you’d like to keep in touch, feel free to leave me an ask and I’ll send you some ways to contact me. Bye.
ectobiologist: when u want to comment on how wrong someone else is but you don’t want to start shit
nadiamconnell: widestreet: i saw a high school production of les mis on friday night and during the wedding scene they did gangnam style is this some kind of sick joke
thegirlwhocriedfoxface: acquaint: acquaint: if i were a murderer i’d be the febreze murderer and lead my victims blindfolded to undisclosed locations and i’d ask them what they smelled and they’d be like “omg ocean air and tulips” and then i’d rip off the blindfold and it would be A PILE OF THE BODIES OF MY PREVIOUS VICTIMS I’M NOT EVEN A TEXT POST BLOG STOP and here we see photographic...
moondoggiestyle: at my 7th grade parent teacher conference, my english teacher was telling my mom how insightful my poem was about ‘my evil twin’ and how fascinating it was that at my age i could recognize the dark parts of myself but i was just talking about my twin brother he was such a dick
lbby: evanedinger: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected. im so fucking angry
bunjywunjy: themagicofwaltdisney: Short Hair-...
dimefox: dimefox: so i guess you could say this statue has a fly booty i literally googled “winged butt” to make this pun please appreciate me
cinnamontoastcrunchchallenge: when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP it will say VIP
cuntakinte: I’m gonna go take a nice bath with my toaster
earthnation: whats a synonym for fergalicious
fckreality: my sim was sketching a picture of his girlfriend for over 4 hours but when he finally showed it to her, she made this face so i turned the camera around, only to see this
whatsacanada: where is african america?
vomitarium: i want my tombstone to say ‘finally’
that-stupid-tardis-sound: i asked my guy friend what he would do if he had boobs and
ostracizedpoodle: if your baby starts crying kill it because it is weak
padalikey: endeofblood: voldemortcalmlypooping: voldemortcalmlypooping: what the fuck even is my sexuality: the musical starring me including great hits such as oh no he’s hot oh shit she’s hot too why is everyone hot and everyone’s favorite how did i used to think i was straight? bonus track I can’t tell what that person over there identifies as and now I’m confused but...
avengedatthedisco: how do people even fucking sleep with night lights oh god my room needs to be as dark as my soul
dropyourachorswankers: my-urlknowswhatyoudidinthedark: clothobuerocracy: So there was this lady at work today who tried to shoplift a watermelon by hiding it under her shirt and she tripped on the way out the door and fell on the watermelon and broke it and she started screaming “MY BABY” just screaming and crying and it was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. why the fuck was...
foreveralone-lyguy: Remember when Josh hit Oprah with a car so she filed a restraining order against him and he got all excited because she signed it
internetexplorers: simba went through an awkward adolescent stage too
musermatt: iamthepizzaslut: YA’LL WANNA SEE WHAT A “REAL FAN” LOOKS LIKE CUZ THERE’S ONE STANDING IN THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO DEFINE WHAT A “REAL FAN” IS WHAT MAKES ONE FAN MORE “REAL” THAN ANOTHER MINE KEEPS ME QUITE COOL IN THE SUMMER MONTHS